Writing with a broken pencil...
What Did the Paper Clip say to the Magnet?
"I find you attractive!"
Squeeze the day!
Who's ready for an avocuddle?
Girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
I love you, you're one in a melon!
I scream, You scream!
You've got the Kiwi to my heart!
By now I've got it all fig-ured out!
Thanks a bunch!
I'm not just smart, I'm an aubergenius!
Sorry I’m late, I’ve been dragon lately!
I couldn’t make reservations at the library…
...They’re completely booked.
Looks like you had a stroke!
We’re headed for the o-pun country!
Hello, my name is Ben Dover, I’m a proctologist.
Any puns about Post-Its?
If I think of one I'll Post-It here !
Records are a sounds purchase!
Q: What did Michelangelo say to the ceiling?
A: I got you covered.
Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me
Milk is the fastest liquid on earth!
It’s pasteurized before you even see it!
She drank so much coffee at work, she considered it part of her daily grind.
How Are Coffee Beans like Kids?
They're always getting grounded!
How Did the Hipster Burn His Tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
What did one watercooler say to the other?
Did you know our bodies are 98% water?!
What special thing should I do for my wife who works in an office?
I think you should do something sweet to take her by supplies!
I love you watts and watts!
Oh hey, watt’s up!?
Wood you mind if I axe you a question?
Aloha from the camp grounds! We wish you were beer!
Q: How did the geography student drown?
A: His grades were below C-level
Hey man, how was your camping trip?
Dude, it was in tents!
Don’t lose focus!
Want to go to the prom? I'll pick you up at f/8
I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
How much does a 50mm f1.8 cost in the US?
About 7d dollars!
Photography is developing as a hobby.
Flamin-go for it!
Woo are you talking to!? Owl fight you!
Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don't know the words.
What time is your Dentist Appointment?
We be-lung together!
You give me a heart-on!
You know, True beauty is only skin deep…
Eye see you! Queer eye for the rainbow guys!
Happy Pride Month everyone! Go hug your favorite LQBTIQ pal today!
Make no bones about it, this skull joke is VERY humorous!
You da BOMB.com!
You’re out of the world!
Day one of the #dailylogochallenge
“You’re out of this world!”