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Writing with a broken pencil...
Is pointless!
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What Did the Paper Clip say to the Magnet?
"I find you attractive!"
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Peachy Keen!
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Squeeze the day!
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Who's ready for an avocuddle?
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Girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
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I love you, you're one in a melon!
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I scream, You scream!
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You've got the Kiwi to my heart!
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By now I've got it all fig-ured out!
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Thanks a bunch!
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I'm not just smart, I'm an aubergenius!
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Sorry I’m late, I’ve been dragon lately!
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I couldn’t make reservations at the library…
...They’re completely booked.
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Looks like you had a stroke!
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We’re headed for the o-pun country!
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Hello, my name is Ben Dover, I’m a proctologist.
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Any puns about Post-Its?
If I think of one I'll Post-It here !
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Records are a sounds purchase!
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Q: What did Michelangelo say to the ceiling?
A: I got you covered.
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Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me
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Milk is the fastest liquid on earth!
It’s pasteurized before you even see it!
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She drank so much coffee at work, she considered it part of her daily grind.
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How Are Coffee Beans like Kids?
They're always getting grounded!
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How Did the Hipster Burn His Tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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What did one watercooler say to the other?
Did you know our bodies are 98% water?!
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What special thing should I do for my wife who works in an office?
I think you should do something sweet to take her by supplies!
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I love you watts and watts!
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Oh hey, watt’s up!?
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Wood you mind if I axe you a question?
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Aloha from the camp grounds! We wish you were beer!
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Q: How did the geography student drown?
A: His grades were below C-level
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Hey man, how was your camping trip?
Dude, it was in tents!
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Don’t lose focus!
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Want to go to the prom? I'll pick you up at f/8
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I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
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How much does a 50mm f1.8 cost in the US?
About 7d dollars!
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Photography is developing as a hobby.
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Flamin-go for it!
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Yes, Toucan!
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Woo are you talking to!? Owl fight you!
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Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don't know the words.
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What time is your Dentist Appointment?
Tooth Hurty!
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We be-lung together!
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You give me a heart-on!
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You know, True beauty is only skin deep…
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Eye see you! Queer eye for the rainbow guys!
Happy Pride Month everyone! Go hug your favorite LQBTIQ pal today!
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Make no bones about it, this skull joke is VERY humorous!
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You da BOMB.com!
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You’re out of the world!
Day one of the #dailylogochallenge
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“You’re out of this world!”
#dailylogochallenge
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