Writing with a broken pencil...

Is pointless!

What Did the Paper Clip say to the Magnet?

"I find you attractive!"

Peachy Keen!

Squeeze the day!

Who's ready for an avocuddle?

Girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple. 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/foodjokes/pineapplejokes.html

I love you, you're one in a melon!

I scream, You scream!

You've got the Kiwi to my heart!

By now I've got it all fig-ured out!

Thanks a bunch!

I'm not just smart, I'm an aubergenius!

Space Filler!  Plus I like rainbows, so forgive me and shut up.